“Just one weekend with a half 8 of meth, and a twink, and everyone loses their minds! I still love you, baby, and Darlene and Hunter! You know the Debil gets in me sometimes, and I need to get into…”

/s

That shit happens every day. He threatened to kill another dude over a girl, on of them called the cops. The cops had to charge him, but were probably annoyed over it.

Imagine being so sycophantic, so subservient, so blindly and absolutely loyal to any authority, that you have no shame about it, at all. When some “Man” shows up in a suit or uniform, you immediately drop to your knees.

And in Johnson’s case, he drops to his knees for more reasons than one. No shame in that, but his party and constituents don’t like that…

Peasants, with their “bullet proof vests…”

A small clone child is much more effective.

The guy absolutely obsessed with male homosexuality, and the appearance of.

It’s been a class war since the dawn of human civilization. Pit the peasants against each other so they don’t kill the “Nobility.”

Always has been, always will be.

“We now Christen the… USS Dylan Roof.”

Did it make you want to slob a knob?

Know what’s really “bitchy?” Being afraid other dudes will think you’re a bitch. Nothing more bitch-like.

Know what’s really “manly?” Fucking other dudes! Getting all that free protein T paste, right from the tap… no soaking up E from a blown out roastie through your dick.

Hope Miss Lindsey comes back from Narnia, and stops being ashamed of melting chocolate bars in her mouth. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, and you’ll stop taking out your self-loathing on everyone else!