@GarbageApe

863 Followers
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Hearing rumors that my Mastodon account is some sort of "hidden" status. Please stay tuned to my multi-part series "The Mastodon Files" where I will document this great injustice.
Sorry for not following back on an accelerated schedule. I have enough time in the day for twitter and jackin off and I haven’t found a way to work this place into the rotation yet. God bless. 🙏
One of the coolest things about being on both Twitter and Mastodon is it increases the amount of time you're spending on social media. And who doesn't want more of that in their life?
Tweets in the streets, toots in the sheets.
@shepardstone everything is!
I step away for just a few hours and this place turns into a complete mess. The worst offenders - you know who you are! Clean up your acts!
this guy 😩 is called "weary" but if you ask me he's mid nut