I tend to get really huggy when I get drunk. I just wish I had someone to hug right now :(
Dev: I finished the feature, it works perfectly
Tester: But there's no way for the user to access it
Dev: That's just a UI problem, not really worth fixing
IBM has a camera that can see individual atoms. What's the first thing they use it for? Making a movie about a dancing boy, of course.
golf balls for food...
This guy turned feeding time into a hunting game for his cat. Instead of dumping food into a bowl every day, he hides golf balls around the house and when the cat retrieves them and places them into a custom-made bowl, the contraption releases a small amount of food.