One even mocked me for thinking any man would look for anything other than quick sex on tinder.

It’s a hookup app tho…

I can’t afford candy. A candy bar at the Walmart is $1.25. I have to make my own confections. They fuckin suck.

Try this: prepare 2 boxes of great value brownie mix in massive 9x13 roasting pans. Put 1 bottle of great value off branded vanilla flavored corn syrup and 5 cups of sugar to a pan and heat it to 320F. Add 2 sticks of great value butter and 1 pint of great value whipping cream. Stir until smooth. Dump in 1 jar of great value honey roasted peanuts and stir then dump it all onto the brownies, half and half. Wait a couple of minutes for it to skin over the top and dump on 2 bags of great value milk chocolate chips, one on each pan,then cover both pans for a while until the chocolate melts and very lightly run a spatula across the top to smooth it out without messing up the caramel layer. Put in the refrigerator until the chocolate sets up hard. Cut each pan into 16 bars.

It will remind you of a time a long time ago back when you could afford candy.

Holy shit

I work with many writers who have ADHD. Editing is central to the writing process.

Depending on where they are and how much they want to pay, they can get it.

You just have to do it. People talk about writer’s block and it’s a real thing. Sometimes you have to force yourself to produce. Will it be good? Maybe, maybe not. But your objective isn’t to write good, that’s what editing is for. No matter how good you think it is, your writing isn’t good until you edit it. And nobody talks about editor’s block.

Gotta drink something

Nah

You should have said that. If I can’t access banks, it’s a way different picture.