It is Friday...
...so we are galloping towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than these baby seahorses could escape to their freedom after they we released into Sydney Harbour. 🌊 🐴
Friday Beer O'Clock
@FridayBeerClock
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We'll let you know when Friday beer o'clock is approaching.
It is Friday...
...so we are rolling towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than this woman got hoisted in the air after she got snagged on a shop shutter. 🏪
It is Friday...
...so we are riding towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than one man could hold up London street by riding a camel down the middle of the road. 🐫
https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/26/london-bus-held-dancing-man-riding-camel-street-20347874
It is Friday...
... so we are noodling towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than folks could scratch their heads is bafflement after a massive amount of pasta was found dumped in some woods in New Jersey. 🍝
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pasta-new-jersey-mysteriously-dumped-in-old-bridge-woods/
Hundreds of pounds of cooked pasta mysteriously dumped in New Jersey woods
The unsettling images of spaghetti and macaroni becoming one with nature inspired many puns on social media.
It is Friday...
...so we are stealing our way towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than some racoons could pinch someone's food delivery order from their doorstep. 🌮
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2024/02/15/raccoons-doordash-West-Palm-Beach-Florida/3161708034481/
It is Friday...
...so we are bouncing our way towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than this escaped kangaroo in Florida, could find its way into an apartment block's fenced pool area, allowing itself to be shut in and promptly re-captured. 🦘
It is Friday...
...so we are flapping our way towards 🍻 beer o'clock🍻 faster than this pigeon could fly off to freedom when released after being detained for 8 months as a suspected spy. 🕵️ 🐦
It is Friday...
...so we are munching our way towards 🍻 beer o'clock🍻 faster than gullible people can eat deep fried toothpicks after seeing random TikTok videos showing it.
https://news.sky.com/story/dont-eat-fried-toothpicks-tiktok-trend-sparks-health-warning-13055991
It is Friday...
...so we are chomping our way towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than this aircraft could turn around when a drunk passenger bit one of the flight attendants. ✈️
It is Friday...
... so we are pirouetting our way towards 🍻 beer o'clock 🍻 faster than this bus could damage parked cars when it hit freezing rain in the Scotttish town of Kirkcaldy. 🚌 🌀
