You have failed the vibe check
Prepare for relocation from Applebees to TGIF
May G-d have mercy on your soul
The FTC is actually looking at Google
The Department of Justice (DOJ) also recently filed an anti-trust lawsuit against Google in particular.
You joke, but funeral services these days are around that price.
Many states you have to pay for the death certificate as well...and hopefully you're loved one didn't have debts cuz oh ho boi you're in for funsies
Tldr; Don't Be Poor