I am a God.

Anyone arguing that gay marriage is immoral is calling MY actions imperfect.

I created all life and that includes gay, straight, trans, Bi, you name it.

Except for pedophiles, fuck those people. Don't blame me for them.

Ra'men my children.

I offer you shelter and protection from the storm known as Twitter.

I also offer snark and occasional salient points about various subjects.

Even I, an omnipotent floating god made of pasta, has no fucking clue what Elon Musk is doing.