iirc 4chan is the asshole. reddit is the drain.

this makes me wonder how much longer a towel could be used if it were promptly dried after use, rather than put up on a hook where some of it dries sorta and the rest of it clumps.

even when you are clean from showering, you are still covered in delicious skin, refreshing moisture, and things that thrive in the presence of both.

How many times in U.S. History have the 3rd or 4th options been elected to the office of President? When the answer is zero, how do you count them as options?

You are literally more likely to win the lottery than you are to elect a third party to U.S. President.

speculation: they don’t enjoy their lives, but they do enjoy feelings of purpose and belonging. joining a cult offers more of the latter two, less of the first.

plausible: check

testable: TBD

falsifiable: TBD

still, 1 out of 3. not bad!

prices will be raised regardless. record profits? raise prices. record growth? raise prices. cost of production goes down? raise prices.

if you won’t deny a thing to someone it’s pretty hard to sell it to anyone

can we put the extra 30 hours on the end of each year as a formless blob of ‘time off’?

nah hold on it has to be

day/quarter/week/year

/s