Nah he’s too busy hanging out with his gf who is definitely not a honeypot

Te enable it on Samsung devices

On my Samsung device I had to enable “Power Off Menu” manually. I can now lock my biometrics by holding down the power button.

Best at football

HDD is hard disk drive. SSD is solid-state drive. Though I still use the term “hard drive” to refer to both of them.

They pierce ears and sell cosmetics to teenagers

Nope. They need to be abolished

If you’re willing to pay money then Kagi is a great alternative. They claim they don’t collect or share your data. Though, Kagi isn’t very good for local search results and probably never will be.

Why’d they put the googly eyes on before baking instead of after? Did they not already get their daily dose of microplastics?

What a bunch of liberal nonsense