Either he’s a criminal attorney, of a criminal attorney.

I like a little hybrid of this where the monologue is a stall tactic for the [curse|poison|trap|venom|etc] to take hold but it’s already too late anyway, so why not twist the knife with a good monologue?

Probably not. These babies’ll rust up on you quicker than— close the sale, Gil, close the sale!

I’m conflicted… I got a mod that let’s you snap power poles to a spot on each machine. Made it look like a cute power antenna. I like that aesthetic, but… daisy chaining…

I’ll never understand “installing” a website. Just open the damn site in Firefox.

Linux, duh.

Looked like Gmod ragdolls a little bit, to me. The body was kind of flopping/hanging and the head/shoulders were rigged.

I wasn’t doing an anything. I only posted once. Well, twice, now.

Right? I’m making fun of their cultlike homogeneity.

“No redeeming features?!”

It’s so fun. That’s everything!