I had a patient tell me he had to go to a zoo for an MRI. I thought it was a self deprecating joke but he was serious.

I’ll pass

The Alex Jones one is definitely something you could see in the onion.

Decided to go back to school to go something more meaningful, but that was what my first job basically was. I was hybrid, though. So I was working from home pretty often too, and I lived 10 minutes from the office so I would come in late and leave early on those in person days too. Sometimes I’d spend an hour writing a script and pretend it took me like 2 weeks.

I’m just confused by why you keep getting your feet measured. I haven’t done that since my feet stopped growing, I know my size by this point

99.99% seems optimistic. You’re gonna have to buy a new phone regardless, if it’s stolen then it’s gone. You can either wait a few days and then buy a new one, or you can just buy it right away

Amount of broken links is crazy. I always try checking internet archive, but they often don’t have stuff like that.

For me, meal replacements such as Soylent (used to be Ensure before I became vegan) are a big part of my diet. I’ve always had an easier time with liquids than solids.

There’s an inverse relationship when it comes to income and veganism. Lower income people are more likely to be vegan than high income. Additionally, POC are significantly more likely to be vegan. The image that veganism is for rich white people is a myth.

I also have ARFID. But basic morality lead to me becoming vegetarian when I was 10.