oh maybe i am funny its just the ppl with the same sense of humour as me are just going
we out here bein toasty baybey
watching the world slowly slip into dystopia
i cant tell if the ppl faving this toot r faving it in solidarity or faving it to b like "ya dude u not funny"
if exercise is generally regarded as a good idea then why is it that every time i exert myself i feel like im going to start bleeding from the mouth and chanting satanic prose while rising steadily in the air
the timeline is moving slow enough for my joakes to be seen which means that i just have to accept that i am not as funny as i think i am
im so sorry mastodon i die for like a day and then i end up spamming yall
homisexuality (homicidal sexuality) is being a yandere