Urethra Franklin

@FecalMonsoon
69 Followers
134 Following
129 Posts
Cereal killer and inventor of the giant foam middle finger.
@[email protected] @Excuse_haver @healyn blasphemy is a blast for me
how many spiders could Spider-Man man if Spider-Man could man spiders
Boost Harry Potter’s mentor, Merlin the White, for good luck!🍀 https://mastodon.social/media/rQ8UXMHSNLd88_SbMvo
I can’t begin to explain how disappointed I am when I go to click on a flesh-toned, blurry “NSFW” block on here and it’s not a god damned nude. Do better Mastodon
@muppetbutler does this taste terrible?
@muppetbutler very nice 👍
I can’t begin to explain how disappointed I am when I go to click on a flesh-toned, blurry “NSFW” block on here and it’s not a god damned nude. Do better Mastodon
@[email protected] was gonna pop in and say eggs and rice but I see you got that. Would also say beans are a great cheap food but I’m english as hell and that might be more cultural
@seagazelle hell yeah