Hobbs and Shaw ruled, btw.
My mom, who will tell the most inane and pointless stories over and over, just casually revealed that she met John DeLorean many many times when she worked as a receptionist and kind of knew him. She has recited the story about the guy at the coffee shop who said Guatemala is in Africa so many times that I know it by heart beat for beat, but she never once brought up the story about how she sort of knew a famous person.
I feel like the Guardians of the Galaxy would like this song. I love the instrumentals. It makes me wish I were a rapper. It's a bright, high energy, fun and it helps me forget that it's fucking Monday and the car started making a weird noise Im going to have to deal with.
Here is my Monday morning jam
https://youtu.be/IkJGSnRB9RMThe Honey Cone - Want Ads [Soul]
YouTubeLook at this little pepper that was growing inside another pepper. What a freak. A cruel mistake of nature.
#WhereIsYourGodNowLiberals think "Moscow Mitch" is the funniest nickname ever. In reality, "Cocaine Mitch" is the funniest nickname.
100 boosts and this becomes my new avatar
Not only is it not bad news, it's actually uplifting. If anyone bothers to pay attention at all it'll be to thank God that it wasn't worse. A picture of some kid with holes ripped through his body smiling from his hospital bed will brighten people's days and get thousands of likes and shares. When it's considered at all, surviving a mass killing is treated like some sort of badge of honor.