Lil Miss Fairy Godbitch πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈ

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈ 😈 🌾:

β€’ Fairy Bitch aka FGB aka Megan
β€’ Incredibly Stressful
β€’ Clout Goblin Princess
β€’ Looking for the hot gay goss
β€’ Equally known and unknowable
β€’ LCSW, technically. We do what we can, *curtsies*

Gen alpha, we need you
No one says at the rate of 5 milliseconds: "That's a real humdinger!" anymore, and I think that's very fucking stupid of us.
@nixanadoo you know me babygirl, my ego is like ..."okay, somebody entertain me, or else I'm out"
When I say "I'm baby," this is what I mean:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixanadoo/115538982321104045

I'm trying my best, but there's not a lot to keep my attention LOL

@nixanadoo @intelectconfig @gorldotgay it's too boring here LOL

[squints at you skeptically from across a cherry wood roundtable in a dimly lit room, I'm dressed like a stylish fem-Larry King]

"...okay but what kind of books do you read?"

Okay but what methodology are you using for your shitposts?

Drunk Medieval Abbots like]:

"𝔏𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔒𝔫 𝔢𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑 π”Ÿπ”¦π”±π” π”₯, π”œπ”¬π”²'𝔯𝔒 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔒𝔑 𝔱𝔬 𝔱π”₯𝔦𝔫𝔨...𝔢𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔒 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔒𝔑 𝔱𝔬 π•Ύπ–žπ–“π–ˆπ–π–—π–”π–“π–Žπ–Ÿπ–Š...

𝔴𝔦𝔱π”₯ π”Šπ”¬π”‘,
𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”žπ”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”’π”Ά,
π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔴π”₯𝔬𝔒𝔳𝔒𝔯'𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔠π”₯π”žπ”―π”€π”’ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔅𝔒𝔩𝔩𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔒𝔯."

Welp! Hope you're still superfluously using Bluesky at least cause I got shit to say ok :

https://bsky.app/profile/fairygodmegan.bsky.social/post/3m4n2wehavc2o

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ˆπŸŒΎ (@fairygodmegan.bsky.social)

lol...yesterday afternoon I suddenly got depressed as fuck, decided to write a new song from scratch, and then hyperfixated for like 8ish hours straight until I finished a very poorly edited video of me performing it live, so here ya go TL... Tentatively calling it: "Cling to my Collar"

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