
Love, is a burning rule - sh.itjust.works

Simple math rule - sh.itjust.works

Guess what they're ruling about - sh.itjust.works
Alt text:
A cropped youtube comment saying: > Because flying cats fly and poooooo at the
same time & it drops on ur head.
> Non-flying cats poooooo in the sandbox.
> PERIOD.

He who must rule - sh.itjust.works
alt-text: > A conversation between person A and B (friend visitor allegation
meme template)
A: He who can no longer pause to wonder and sta-
B: (interrupting A) Hee Hoo
A: (Looking at B with an uncomfortable glare)
B: (smug look)

Borked alarm rule - sh.itjust.works
alt text: > Phone screenshot showing time as 7:02 AM, Saturday, March 16.
Notification is showing an “upcoming alarm” of Saturday 6:00 AM which shouldn’t
be possible. Multiple question marks drawn nearby, expressing my frustration.

Don't tell me what to rule - sh.itjust.works
alt text: > A picture of a Ferris plushie (Rust language mascot) next to an
orange fruit. Bottom text says: Ferris is just as orange (the color) as an
orange (the fruit). Remember that Ferris is made from synthetic materials and
you should not eat him.

Ok I wont rule - sh.itjust.works
> A YouTube video thumbnail with a guy looking back to see a hippo running
towards him. The title of the video is 6 Hippo Encounters You Should Not Watch