Leif Olsson

@Exolateral
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"downward-facing dog" but in the Bethesda sense
To whom it may concern, if I wanted rain sounds in my ambient music I'd play a rain track at the same time.
Elon was never particularly conservative / GOP aligned. He essentially leans into their talking points and buzz words to the extent that he wants to use the demographic as his personal mob, because they continue to prove themselves inscrutably obedient and easy to manipulate en masse for anyone who uses their trigger words.
Alternate universe that's exactly like this one except you have to wipe the tip of a gun with toilet paper after each time you fire it.
@rbreich that's not "society". We're losing things that were never ours to keep and were always bad for us. Good riddance.
@juddlegum Can we take a second to appreciate that Ye couldn't remember whether defcon 1 or 5 was the bad one, so he picked 3 which is just moderate anticipation in either case?
@CriticalCupcake A time lapse of this would look like it's scanning!
@AdaPalmerMemes Faust also holds the title of Gordian Ass Master due to his unparalleled flawless record of correctly guessing anyone's developmental traumas from seeing only their ass.
When I say "listen to your heart" I don't mean your emotions or instincts, I mean physically listen to your heart with a stethoscope and remember that you're a million chemical reactions per second in a trench coat, and make the decision with that in mind.
Seeing people join Hive is like "NOO YOU WERE SO CLOSE. SO CLOSEEE"