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@Excuse_haver
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I’m James.

I’m not a flat earther unless flat earth turns out to be true. In which case I was always a flat earther.

Time is cubic

(He/Him)

I like to imagine the HBO executives listening to Nathan Fielder’s pitches. What kinds of faces do they make.
The year is 2053, Ernest Cline's body has been dead for 13 years but his mind is stored within the CLINETOMB at the top of Mount Everest. You have 2 days stop the release of Ready Player 19 or the resistance will nuke Tibet.
Lying down in the road, mouth open wide, waiting for ball mode sonic to ram through my mouth and lodge in my throat, choking me.
I don't remember all the time to die." —James Bond, Predator (1987)
@stevenbodzin maybe it was the other way around. A poison that suddenly stopped working.
The first person to boil water must have lost their fucking mind.
I like those old 70s/80s keyboards with weird keys like "SUPER" or "ATTEND" or "JIM" on them. We need more weird keys again.

*fat guy in a little coat voice*

Mad guy makes a little post.

The exact opposite of a universal rule