Now that I’m in my thirties I no longer have to (can) jump

Warning? How about a beacon of hope!

Uh-oh, time to kill 15,000 more civilians

Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.

Dexif

She was a fucking DA, ain’t nobody wanna debate with her, especially a half brained real-estate broker

He usually initiates the conversation, informing me he spotted a racoon in the back yard

I’m a childless cat dude, can I join?

I love the verbal visitation;

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.

I was laid off several several months ago, am kinda glad now