@RobynCorbett And as this happens, a tall, slender, naked redhead with blooms of white flowers on her breasts and crotch appears before the former earthly doom-bringer.

“Hello, Ms. Corbett,” she says with a hint of a Middle Eastern accent. “My name is Eve.”

@JessicaLaren @BrentMercer @Hermes The biblical immortal is not new to the practice of trafficking humans; at some point in her long and storied life, something inside of Eve broke and was never fixed.

“A metal miss and an alien shapeshifter. You two will fetch a pretty penny.” >

@AM666 Eve briefly considers dealing with this annoying pest by rapidly growing an oak tree in their stomach, but ultimately thinks better of the idea.

“You could be useful. Lilith has been making trouble for me during my reign as Queen of Hell. Perhaps you could… pay her a visit, if you get me.”

@Athena “Not a word will pass these lips.” Eve tells Shy and Chatty to give her and Athena the room, and the two owls fly off to the garden.

“What beckons you so to their attention? Aside from the physical aspect, of course.”