Same stuff as over there. Expect chickens. Twaddle, accompanied by exaggeration and drama. Runs backwards at weddings 📷. Forest dweller, chicken whisperer, cat cuddler, crisp eater. 🌲
I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.