Endless Mike 

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He/him. Comics, video games, pro wrestling, college football, transit nerd. I'll also probably share my orange cats. They're not very bright.
New critter. Probably going with Pomona for a name
Since I retooted that
Just found out the Canadian Supreme Court dresses like Santa Claus and now all I can think of is Alito and Thomas dressed like this.
BEHOLD!! OPTIC BLAST!! #WWDC
In what may be the largest crowd I've seen for an indie wrestling show, Usito (in purple) turned out be exactly what we needed to get LOUD
This may be the funniest thing I read all day. I'm just thinking about all these robbers being deterred by a $2 unenforced bus fare
Carrying by mouth is like just carrying it around in that it's highly character-dependent. Hardly anyone can pull this off, so I'm not sure how to rank. A?

Cross-body is good! B-tier!

(Can you believe this dude wore a mask for like the first half of his career?)

Attaching two together over the shoulder is a solid B, wearing two around the waist is worse than just one, so D.