Speaking of food.

I once shared a screenshot from Good Mythical Morning on r/shittyramen and the post got removed. The moderator accused me of being a bot lmao. The reason? Advertising.

They were using GMM labels to explicitly hide brand names. If I recall correctly it was a bottle of generic, vinegar based hot sauce that triggered this person.

I forget which video it was from but it definitely qualified and I thought it was hilarious. That mod really bummed me out.

girlfriend ain’t had period since she got pregat

Someone will appreciate it.

They just haven’t arrived yet.

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・:*:・

i asked chatgpt and it’s probably right

Vegeta, the proud Saiyan warrior, would prefer looking at intense battle simulations and training regimes on his smartphone. As a fervent fighter, he seeks constant challenges to push his limits and grow stronger. Analyzing combat data, studying opponents’ techniques, and strategizing for future encounters would captivate his attention. Additionally, he might enjoy accessing the latest gravity chamber technology and scientific advancements to further enhance his training. Amidst his fierce determination to surpass his rivals, Vegeta would consider anything else on the smartphone as mere distractions from his ultimate goal of becoming the most powerful warrior in the universe.