notepad doesn’t have spellcheck and if you don’t use a third party firewall to block its network activity it will transmit information about what you put on it to microsoft and the advertising companies its partnered with.

handy tip

Is that when you give someone a tip on top of their pay for giving you a handy?

handy

I see what you did there.

Who are you, and why do you have my masturbation hand in your freezer?

Do you have any idea how hard that was to get?

open office? Libre office? We have options

SWTOR isn’t on mint or ubuntu though…is it?

Siri the prawn star?

Yes, actually. That’s exactly what a software developer would do.

Remember the “Miranda” instant messaging client?

“Sierra” games?

are they going to stop censoring people for saying offensive things? That would be good.

Dude…Been there.