They didn’t sell stock to raise money to buy their stock, that doesn’t make sense. They sell stock when they feel they need cash and/or they think they are fair/over valued. They buy stock when they have excess cash and/or feel they are undervalued. They also have to disclose both sales and purchases beforehand.

And we love it

You DOG

That is the one upside to capitalism and you don’t even consider it a full upside?

I loved the jar of pickles joke. It somehow got me every time. Then they seemed to just drop it out of nowhere. Well I guess once she left, but still.

Fuck Asurion