Mickey's House of LeavesFinally, a viral toot!
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@EmDashPython
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#Twinja forever. PUNCH ALL NAZIS/BAN ALL MEN (even me). Prefer no politics on Tooter, but to be clear, I am a progressive independent who votes Dem (#BlueWave).
like jesus how the fuck am i supposed to know who is Bad, Actually? who i am allowed to be "allied with" and not
i kinda made this account to get AWAY from all of that crap, all of that pressure to Pick A Side In Some Mutual's Internet Feuds
Returning 2 Social
Wife: Where were you?
Me: In the bathroom.
Wife: That long? What were you doing?
Me: Just tooting.
Wife: Oh, I'm sorry. Constipated again?
After a week of using Tooter I'm gonna advertise myself as a Mastodon Social Media expert and charge $150/hour to brands.
Yikes! Even the "local" timeline scrolls by super-fast. The Federated (globe) timeline is unreadable.
Looks like it's "Home" for me.
Best thing so far about Tooter? No "stupid thing Stupid said today" toots. Let's keep it that way.
I have a quandery. Do I hold my iPad in portrait or landscape fashion? Since I'm using the web version of Mastodon, landscape seems better, except my keyboard looks like it belongs on a LeapFrog® LearningPad™.
(On the screen cap, check out the as-yet-unchanged Gawker faves links.)
