That haircut screams untrustworthiness.

Most earthworms are not native to the Americas.

Unfortunately, great tits are always eating at my brains.

Reminds me of a pirate nightmare- a sunken chest with no booty. (Joke)

Kai Winn enters the chat

Death to pedophiles!

Useful doesn’t mean you’ll enjoy it. I have the math skills but no musical skills. I wish I could sit on my patio and strum a guitar.

I got it as a baby with no money

The average American reads at an elementary school level, and many are functionally illiterate. Here is a case in point.

You might be a cat-holic with too many felines.