I gunned up during the previous election. Even secured permission from my wife to use them and possibly lose me forever under certain circumstances.

I appreciate MLK’s peaceful resistance, but sometimes you need to drop bodies to get them to understand.

Poor guy just volunteered his guys for more duties. Should have kept it a secret and enjoyed the spare time off.

It is because I’m taller than he was, and it’s absolutely perfect for me.

And I live in the third brick structure built in the country and my house was built in 1857. Good chance Abraham Lincoln has been in my house.

Alex baumgardner jumped from the balloon from basically space, why haven’t they figured out a way to do it from low orbit yet?

100% the correct answer.

Dox them. That’s real funny when cops kill civilians.

And yet the LA Sheriff’s department is somehow significantly worse.

No clue.

Traded guns for booze in Baghdad. Every NCO and officer involved got removed mid-deployment