if you become a plushie creature like me you can eat tide pods
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I live in a constant state of fear and misery. Just some dragon trying to draw and figure it out.
opening silica packets and sprinkling them on laundry pods for the added crunch
I made Gumbo, as I'm not normally a real Christmas-y person but I DO like a good warm stew when it's "aigh, fuck!" cold outside
the nightmare is over and the worst holiday is done. now people can go back to being stupid in normal ways until february or so
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Ehh it's a third level spell, best you can hope for is "ruin everyone's day non-lethally" (fireball is not an accurate metric for a third level spell, it is intentionally--badly, IMO--designed to be too strong because memes)
Ehh it's a third level spell, best you can hope for is "ruin everyone's day non-lethally" (fireball is not an accurate metric for a third level spell, it is intentionally--badly, IMO--designed to be too strong because memes)
particularly because spells with specific targets require line of sight and/or line of effect and you have neither of those to the chewed up hamhock inside of Count Fuckula's gut
like create water, it doesn't work on peoples' insides despite what Reddit will bray about the rule of cool
become the magical embodiment of "why? why not?"
Why? Because wizards are irresponsible and unbound by moral codes
I think something you should do in a D&D game as a wizard is research a variant of "create food and water" that is 'uncook food' and use it to ruin large banquets and shit