had a dream i was at a dinner party and my dad stumbled up to my table from the dj's booth and said "asked 'em to play one of your young'un's music" and the dj started playing cop by swans and my dad an i just sat in silence eating salad for 3 minutes and then the music transitioned back to taylor swift like nothing happened and my dad immediately walked out of the building

bas rutten's street defense tutorial is the funniest fucking thing to me and nobody talks about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8

i feel the hardest capitalist thing to de-internalize is the idea that the larger a company is the more reliable it is. that wal-mart is more trustworthy than a convenience store, that papa john's is cleaner by default than a local pizzeria. it's so ingrained but so false

i wonder if there's someone out there in the scientific community who lists "a positive attitude" as a material in every single lab report

i mostly like music that doesn't sound like a human being created it

for some reason seeing the word "transport" on its own conjures up images of like, a big round beetle frantically carrying a smaller version of itself in its mouth, running down a hallway at top speed

my interpersonal communication textbook just dropped "netiquette" on me as a vocab word this is the zenith of textbook publishing

it is my firm mood that Stylo is the best gorillaz song

robot: "can a human truly feel empathy for a machi-"
internet: "😢 😢 CASSINIIIIII 😭 😭"
robot: "jesus fuckin ok i'm golden"

my aesthetic is excessively harsh shading tbh