For a minute I was waiting for something to happen. Then I noticed the landmine

It's the legendary EL MOSCO

I see you spent some effort on that photoshop. Nicely done 👍

Everywhere, I see his face

Me too. Kbin on Firefox on android.
It's a very very long image.

Well, Crimea it's not russian so...

Spero proprio che non l'hai visto in Italia

The Konsi Enrichment Fund. That's hilarious 😂

Reading the title I was really expecting a candy dispenser. Like, a really smart person, who likes candy, having little fun side project for passing time and having fun or something.
I was pleasantly surprised but disappointed nonetheless.

I can't believe I read everything