Fun Fact About Butt Slaps:

They’re fun!

Dad Facts Fun Fact:

We have Mesopotamian clay tablets from 2000 BCE inscribed with riddles that are groan-worthy in a way that transcends millennia. Riddles require the speaker to mislead the listener on purpose, briefly, for amusement. It’s hard not to imagine a father deploying one on a child and enjoying the momentary confusion. The tablet doesn’t say “Dad said this,” but the social context fits too neatly to ignore.

Civilizations rise and fall. Empires crumble. But somewhere, 5,000 years ago, a child asked a question, and a dad answered with nonsense because it was funny. The torch has been faithfully carried ever since.

Trolley problem fun fact: The 1986 Chernobyl disaster saw a real-life version. The Soviets used rain seeding to create rain, washing radioactive particles over rural Belarus to save the larger population of Moscow, intentionally harming a smaller group to prevent a wider catastrophe.

Sonic Fun Fact: Sonic uses special heavy duty industrial lubricant for, you know…