Before you judge Cookie Monster too harshly, consider that the CIA was supplying cookies on Sesame Street to keep the area impoverished and crime-ridden in order to justify Ronald Reagan’s war on cookies. Cookie Monster is not culpable, he is an innocent bystander trying to make ends meet who got caught in the web of the political power struggle.

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And it 2019, conservatives loved Kanye West and hated Chick-fil-A.

Jasnah is checking in to make sure you’re staying hydrated.

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@a_bun I think it just means use the force for good but also Jedi are allowed to fuck now

What if instead of putting a children’s choir in this professional recording we just swallow mouthfuls of broken glass