If you don't know the universal hand signal for help, please check this out. I just learned myself, years after it was created. It could save a life. The fingers folding over the thumb is to represent being trapped. Please boost for everyone

#UniversalHandSignalForHelp
#Help

did i already tell you the story of when i got off to a full moon once after i accidentally engulfed myself (and the entire camping place) in a ball of flames twice in a row, survived without a scratch and lit a joint out of "i don't know what the hell just happened here" ? :3

i just wanted to burn all the stuff i had left over from school before i would run away from my parents when i was 17, so i grabbed 2 litres of highly flamable isopropanol and splurted some of it over the pile of documents (and 36x the constitution of Germany because they are free to order online and was bored but they only took away space)

i bent over the pile, held my lighter to the isopropanol,,,

a second later- BOOM I'M ENGULFED IN FLAMES HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING

but the flames didn't stick to my clothes, so i didn't burn to death

i was so full of adrenaline after that shock that i decided to just keep going

i would put a little more into the flames, and the flame would burst and grow in amber

it was soo fun, so satisfying, to just put a littlee more in

and a little bit more

at that point i was pressing down on the bottle with full force which caused the stream coming out of it to catch fire! :)

BOOM I'M IN FLAMES AGAIN, THE BOTTLE EXPLODED IN MY HAND AND EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

but the flames didn't stick to my clothes - again - only to everything around me including my backpack which held my ex boyfriend's 3k€ thinkpad so i jumped through the flames while trying not to die, grabbed my backpack and dragged it through the wet grass until the flames were gone

i feel like at this point it might be obvious, but i was very drunk and didn't have any means to extinguish the fire that luckily 'only' covered like 20m² which were grounded with bricks so it couldn't jump onto the (wet) grass

i was alone, 17 years old at that point (October 2023), it was 3am, and i couldn't leave this camping site burning as it was because it *might* catch onto other things

so i did what any normal person would do

i rolled a joint, sat down next to it and tried to relax and calm down

the full moon was really bright so i had a nice view of everything

no one was around because i was practically in a forest

i needed something to do, but fedi was asleep, so i unzipped my pants and started masturbating to the full moon agdksfaudksydhwiwsgw >///<

truly one of the most memorable nights of my life

I'm so tired of people dragging their petty personal conflicts into a public arena as if that'll make anything better.

"Oh I didn't want to make this post...",

well fucking skill issue, try harder.

Bring back the ancient art of just moving the fuck on. Let the grass grow. Let the paint dry.

You're destroying your communities and making this place actively worse.
The dopamine rush will fade and all that'll remain is a hollow feeling of righteousness. But hey, you won, right??

1% der Weltbevoelkerung aka die reichsten 77 Millionen produzieren so viele CO2 Emissionen wie die aermsten 66%. Das sind 5 Milliarden Menschen.

Sorry fuer meine Leidenschaft, aber fucking tax the rich! Diese Ungerechtigkeit wird den kommenden Generationen so um die Ohren fliegen!

https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/energie/oxfam-klima-ungleichheit-100.html

#Klimakrise #Klimawandel #Oxfam

"Woke" ist das Akronym von
- wissenschaftlich
- offen
- kreativ
- empathisch

Klar, dass Autoritäre aller Coleur alles woke hassen und dagegen polemisieren. Woke zu sein, ist das Gegenteil dessen was sie sind. Woke zu sein bedeutet, sich nicht gegen andere Gruppen aufhetzen zu lassen, sondern solidarisch zu handeln. Das Teile-und-Herrsche-Konzept der Autoritären geht bei Menschen nicht auf, die wissenschaftlich, offen, kreativ und empathisch sind.