Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.

Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.

Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying “There’s cheese in that nebula!”

Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.

Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese.

Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.

Guy thinks there’s a truck going around repossessing people’s toes.

You concocted a fantasy from a bunch of random numbers.

Fuck random numbers. Post them in the random number sub or gtfo, cuz’ it’s digital trash unless it has context 468285971.

His wife left him when she found out he’s in the Epstein files. Because Bill Gates rapes children.

It’s all fiction. None of it is real. The character jesus was not a real person, and he didn’t have superpowers.

Stop writing stupid fictional jebus fanfiction in your head. Find better, less hate filled, fiction.

You’re full of shit, pretending that fiction is reality. Fuck you, you hate filled piece of shit, spreading religious hate for the fun of it. You’re fucking scum.

That means quite a bit to all the disabled veterans that have to use mobility devices to live their life. Plus all the civilians that have been disabled due to terror attacks. Accessibility is key.

Beer CEO: “Binge drinking is the healthiest thing that you can possibly do!”

That’s because nobody goes around claiming jebus was real except christians. Way to troll, asshole.

All legitimate historians doubt that. You’re referring to RELIGIOUS SCHOLARS, who are just lying priests and followers, desperate to make any bullshit into something more than bullshit. You’re fucking delusional.