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F-15: “I’ll kill any enemy as soon as it locks on.”

Kuwaiti F/A-18 pilot: fires without locking on

Trump wants Americans to die so he can justify nationalizing or cancelling the midterms.

Morge (v): To add AI-generated slop to a previously unsoiled codebase.

Contrails contribute to global warming and are completely avoidable.

Hey, now, if Russia manages to build a replacement for the floating drydock that sank, they might be able to move their one aircraft carrier into strike range, and then we’ll really be in trouble…

When it sinks into the Baltic Sea.

…the proliferation of AI interviews comes as companies are complaining about a “deluge” of resumes.

Oh no, the companies that collectively laid off hundreds of thousands of workers are absolutely swamped with people looking for work!

Kakistocracy.