Depends on Santa’s social media history…

HP Pavilion a1023c?

Check out “Gary’s Economics” on YouTube… he does a great job explaining these type of things

The weather… is raining?

I’d have thought different regions have their own way of saying they’re cold - for example up north, I’m “nithered” is a reasonably common way to say you’re cold…

This comment is highly underrated

Ah, you’re pretty much looking at liquids then (though avoid the use of straws). I can see many others have made suggestions, so I won’t repeat any.

Best of luck, it will be worth it when it’s all sorted

Scrambled egg, porridge, banana, steamed veg, jelly, cottage cheese…

Realistically you will find that after a few days you will be able to chew in areas where the teeth haven’t been removed - it just takes a little bit of time to get used to it.

Not a dentist by the way, just based on personal experience of tooth extraction.

This reminds me of a similar paper - “pressures produced when penguins poo”