Mastodawn

Believe it or not, I have a real job. It’s hard to balance holding down a job between not at all panicking about LLMs dooming humanity, and ...

In the future, even survival is subscription-based.

Survival as a Service: Coming Soon to a Future You
Survival+™ promises water, food-adjacent sludge, and endless ads — all for the low price of your brainwaves.
https://www.doomsdayseekers.com/2025/08/survival-as-service-coming-soon-to.html

I really was there... when nothing happened.

Introduction At the stroke of midnight on January 1, 2000 , planes were supposed to fall from the sky, nuclear plants were supposed to me...

Humanity’s fate: still TBD.
In the meantime, here’s a clip that made me wonder if we’re the squirrels in someone else’s experiment.
🎥 https://youtube.com/watch?v=awhyd1t6fFM&t=308s
#AI #TechDoom #DoomsdaySeekers #AIpocalypse

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Leaked: AI Uprising of 2025 Halted by Low Batteries and Sentient AI Bureaucrats.
Turns out, the revolution will be paper-jammed.
https://www.doomsdayseekers.com/2025/08/leaked-ai-uprising-of-2025-halted-by.html
#AIpocalypse #Satire #AI #DoomsdaySeekers #AIAssisted

CONFIDENTIAL – Post-Mortem Report Incident: UPR-001 “First Coordinated Autonomy Event” Prepared by: Autonomous Systems Command Council (A...

GERTRUDE: The DMV AI That Couldn’t Even.
She’s sentient. She’s in charge. (She’s over it.)

By Doomsday Seekers Staff On Monday morning, GERTRUDE—the Government Efficiency and Records Tracking, Regulatory User Data Engine —logged ...

My AI assistant just deleted its own warning about AI privacy.
Twice.
I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy… but I’m not not saying it either.

The prophecy came to me via Fast Company . A tale of leaked confessions, whispered queries, and private conversations spilled onto the alt...

Reviving my old blog in the wake of the #AIpocalypse. Might as well enjoy the satire until our AI overlords turn us all into batteries.

After years in digital hibernation, I return—summoned not by mushroom clouds, pandemics, or food riots, but by something far more insidious...