@Documartin

23 Followers
27 Following
30 Posts
Mostly accurate

Opens Mastodon

Something about outhworms

Closes Mastodon

@[email protected] oh fuck that twat. Hope his cane gets stolen.
I have a sore throat. Which sucks. Although it does afford me the opportunity to stick on some Richard Hawley and sing along with my abnormally deep deep voice.
RE last retoot: Mastodon feels like a decent place and I'm gonna try and use it more.
Now does anyone know how to change instances? Is that possible?
@[email protected] seems to be. I'm fairly new here as well tbh.
Can't believe fake Will Wheaton followed me. This is already better than Twitter
Just had someone use the abbreviation BHW to mean bank holiday weekend and it's the worst thing I've seen this year.

Verizon throttling Californian firefighters Internet speeds and suggesting they upgrade their plan whilst fighting wildfires is some first class late capitalism dystopic bullshit

https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/08/23/california-state-assembly-plans-hearing-on-verizon-throttling-of-firefighters-data/

California State Assembly plans hearing on Verizon throttling of firefighters’ data

A California State Assembly committee is meeting Friday morning to gather information and testimony on why Verizon slowed down data speeds for Santa Clara County firefighters helping to battle the …

The Mercury News
What the fuck happened in those 30 seconds to make you not answer your phone?