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Married twink exiled from Tumblr. 26. NJ.
Same @ on queer.party and a few others
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| Hotel? | Trivago. |
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@Discountdan
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@Discountdan now he’s on his second hour of shiny Venonat hunting and so delirious that he’s setting up dating scenarios for our Charizard
Me on my third hour of shiny-hunting Mr Mime: I’m not sure shinies exist.
My husband: You’re getting gaslit by a clown
Goatkeysmashes can be used like fingerprints to identify bottoms
Retoot for happy, stress-free holiday vibes. 🥰
Especially to send love to those in difficult situations! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
This is gonna be my first ever Christmas away from family.
On one hand I’ll miss them, but on the other hand I’ll be with my husband exploring a new city, doing whatever we want. Probably getting blazed with his friends tbh.
It’ll be new, but new is often good. ☺️
Crazypedia 
Well, here we are, and you have no one to blame but yourself 🙄
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