Sometimes, the tall grinning man tries to lure me into atheism. He wants me to stop believing in the great warrior snail. I cannot let him win. Please pray for me.
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@janboehm Satire is acceptable, as long as it isn't directed at the great warrior snail, the guardian ant etc.. I would also make sure not to make fun of the tall grinning man, as he has powerful friends. He is one of the five gods of this planet, but unlike the warrior snail, the guardian ant or the great owl, he hasn't been seen by anyone but myself. In fact, he is staring at me right now. He is telling me to join him, but I am able to withstand his evil. He'll never get me.
It's really hard to believe this. I'd like to cry out, but I can't. I feel empty. My life feels wasted. I cannot feel happiness.
That's how I feel when the great warrior snail ignores me.
Did you know, that during the dark ages, when the followers of the great snail were persecuted, some hints were left inside churches in order to secretly worship their deities. In the st patrick's cathedral in new york, a great snail was placed in the center.
No, I don't leave out breakfast, because I worshiip the great warrior snail. This is a hurtful stereotype. Please stop!
No, the great warrior snail does not deserve being ignored. But loyalty goes both ways.The great snail needs to pay attention to me as well.
@sidereal Yes, a similar solution can be applied to the popular crustacean-warrior snail-dilemma. If you had to choose between worshipping the great warrior snail and the crustacean, what should you choose. Most people would answer "The great Warrior snail", however, there is an even better solution. You can worship the crustacean-snail hybrid instead. It incorporates both gods and not one of them will be left out.
If you had to decide between worshipping the great warrior snail or the crustaceans, which one would you choose. Please answer honestly
Thank you for 10000 followers. I am in tears right now. I cannot believe, that I have come so far. People were calling me crazy, now they all want to be my friends.
I was at @janboehm 's show today. Great guy. He will help make the great warrior snail the mandatory god in germany!