Special Agent D.B. Cooper

@Dennisdubs
62 Followers
35 Following
17 Posts

Tooter Recruiter

Plane hijacker, Missing Person, FBI Agent, Coffee Addict

PronounsHe/him/his
The gender neutral form of tall boys (pint cans) is tall children
gm folks hope you all are enjoying the 'donner party
Tired: ironic on main
Wired: hornt on main
Inspired: empathetic on main

boost this post to get NAKED

if you see this- be careful! the poster is naked :0

is this what fame feels like
Mastodon is an anagram for "not so mad"

fuck a cultivated aesthetic i'm throwin out faves and boosts indiscriminately.

a picture of your favorite rocking chair? fukn boosted.

a toot that's literally just the hammer and sickle emoji? hard fave

"i'm have die a rheea :((((" you best believe i'm boostin that shit

Good morning to everyone and especially to YG who will undoubtedly be the first big celeb to migrate here to claim copyright for the 'don theme song

At what point does your brain explode it's all coming at me so fast

I wanted all posts chronologically but I didn't realize the cost

posts are called toots? well then what do they call the private messaging service... BMs? c’mon now