Satan please stop, Mangolini and Muskler are doing irreparable harm. You can recall them now.

That’s the idea.

Oh I fully recognize that, it’s more of a cathartic indictment of him.

He’s such a hateful waste of conciseness and life.

I’m paraphrasing but General Milley said something along the lines that Trump has the intelligence/comprehension/maturity of a 5th/6th grader.

He was far too generous in that assessment.

A first grader could find the fault in his logic on tarrifs and handle being wrong about something with more maturity.

With more articles like this I’m going to start taking what the Onion publishes more seriously.

Ah the ol’ pump-and-dump-a-roo

Are we going to pretend they’re not just going to jump to the latter without feigning an attempt to do the prior?

Right, there’s no way they would do something super unethical and try to apply their words differently to a sitting president above reproach in comparison to the convicted felon running for office.

RIGHT?!?!

So they’ve been removed from their positions and are under investigation for conspiracy to commit treason. Right?