The Reverend

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@Jaded @AmishSuperModel If Republicans spent many hours standing in front of an oven , however, their chances of spawning would reduce ........
@Jaded I’d also like to remind them that they can get the gay out of their phones and watches by microwaving them on high for 7 minutes.
@Jaded In the early 70s I endured the fashion for slide photography, blown projector bulbs and the hanging of projector screens from curtain poles. Who needs Netflix when the family can view me on a big screen doing the dishes standing on a stool with no trousers on ........?
@Ody Paragraph three doesn't apply to far right extremist twonks though does it ?
.......just checking.
@Jaded ......nothing wrong with a nibble on a Friday .....
@Jaded I wear socks permanently tethered together with fishing line thus avoiding this perplexing issue. My professional cycling career did grind to a halt , however . I hope this insight is of help .......

@Jaded I presume you are indicating that you have orange blobs on a green background and will be chewed upon by a fat Marlon Brando . Furthermore I have established that fake tan invariably smells of biscuits ( in the UK sense of the term .) Part of my research into this phenomena did involve me smelling the wrist of a funeral attendee. She smelled of biscuits . Further research will follow .......

Fondest regards

The Reverend

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@Jaded Jadey Baby !
I'd emailed you a couple of times and was concerned something was amiss . I'll let you enjoy your cardio excursion and check in later ( probably email ) for an update and general persiflage.......
Fondest transatlantic hugs transmitted......šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤—
@Jaded I'm rather wondering whatever happened to that young Jade type person .......šŸ¤”
I'm presuming she remains a delightfully charming individual, but with a phalanx of feline assassins......
@Mica Happy New Home dear cousin . May it bring you great happiness šŸ„‚
It's 0430 so.I should do that sleeping malarkey.......
PS: In a new town strategic use of landmines tends to let the locals know your outlook on visitors .
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