@Jaded I wear socks permanently tethered together with fishing line thus avoiding this perplexing issue. My professional cycling career did grind to a halt , however . I hope this insight is of help .......
@Jaded I presume you are indicating that you have orange blobs on a green background and will be chewed upon by a fat Marlon Brando . Furthermore I have established that fake tan invariably smells of biscuits ( in the UK sense of the term .) Part of my research into this phenomena did involve me smelling the wrist of a funeral attendee. She smelled of biscuits . Further research will follow .......
Fondest regards
The Reverend
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