I'll listen to Post Malone if he fixes his smoker's lung so I can't hear it through the autotune

I wish someone loved me as much as the Game Grumps love showing off their enormous fucking homes

@Smolgrumps how did you find my toot? It had no tags or anything. That's seriously impressive.

Who the fuck those mantis pricks think they praying to? Cause I know ain't no instrument of Baphomet answering to no God

Alrighty well that's enough internet fun for now. I'll be back tho.

anyone who likes @Wendys but doesn't like the grilled chicken sandwich or the nuggets is henceforth banished from entering to buy one of the forbidden Dave's Double Stacks

Does anyone else eat cosmic brownies but eat around the little chocolate chips and save them for last?

My 15 minutes of fame moment: when I got double digit followers that one time

I just want there to be a social media platform that isn't staffed by 47 year olds trying to appeal to millennials

I've been more active online in the past 20 minutes than I have been for most of my teenage life