Darth Lavrov

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Minister of Foreign Parody Affairs of the country temporarily known as Russian Federation. I never lie.
Darth LavrovMay 4, 2023

🇺🇦 counteroffensive just started (in an unexpected way)
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RT @NOELreports
A representative of the Russian Federation in Ankara during the Black Sea Economic Cooperation Parliamentary Assembly disrespected the Ukrainian flag. People's Deputy from the Servant of the People faction, Oleksandr Marikovsky immediately responded.

Well done Oleksandr 👏
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1654165287493566466

NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 on Twitter

“A representative of the Russian Federation in Ankara during the Black Sea Economic Cooperation Parliamentary Assembly disrespected the Ukrainian flag. People's Deputy from the Servant of the People faction, Oleksandr Marikovsky immediately responded. Well done Oleksandr 👏”

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Darth LavrovMay 4, 2023
🇷🇺 We could have shown everyone the remains of the crashed drones on the Kremlin, irrefutable proof that they are made in Ukraine to attack us.
We didn't.
Don't ask.
Darth LavrovMay 3, 2023

I call them "unfollow" or "mute"
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RT @Shayan86
Two new types of reporting just dropped: "extremely unconfirmed" and "several things going on simultaneously".

Most people call them "baseless social media rumours".
https://twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1653868644978360320

Shayan Sardarizadeh on Twitter

“Two new types of reporting just dropped: "extremely unconfirmed" and "several things going on simultaneously". Most people call them "baseless social media rumours".”

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Darth LavrovMay 3, 2023
Investigation later found that Nazi-seeking sensor was not malfunctioning at all.
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RT @Sputnik_Not
SCOOP: Russian Air Force's top-secret Nazi-seeking drone development program halted due to last night's incident in Moscow
https://twitter.com/Sputnik_Not/status/1653805484695072779
Sputnik on Twitter

“SCOOP: Russian Air Force's top-secret Nazi-seeking drone development program halted due to last night's incident in Moscow”

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Darth LavrovMay 3, 2023

This is why Ukraine fights.

This is why the Free World should be on the side of the Ukrainian people.
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RT @AleksandrX13
I STILL see some people talking about how Ukraine can just 'give 20% of its land to russia' for peace.

Let's set aside the OBVIOUS fact that if we did do so, russia would be back for more next year, and talk about what would happen to the PEOPLE on the land we give to russia....… https://twitter.com/i/web/status…
https://twitter.com/AleksandrX13/status/1653812475341549583

Darth LavrovMay 3, 2023
🇷🇺 This was part of the plan 👌
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RT @reshetz
From ‘Kyiv in 3 days’ to ‘Ukrainian UAVs strikes the kremlin’
https://twitter.com/reshetz/status/1653732117442863107
Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 on Twitter

“From ‘Kyiv in 3 days’ to ‘Ukrainian UAVs strikes the kremlin’”

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Darth LavrovMay 2, 2023
RT @DarthLavrov
@RussianEmbassy @mfa_russia @RussiaUN @BBCWorld @SkyNews @POLITICOEurope @StatesmanWorld @spectator @guardianworld @ForeignAffairs @standardnews 🇷🇺 Have a look at our "more equitable polycentric intl system" based on "mutually respectful dialogue"
Darth LavrovMay 2, 2023
RT @2Russophobic4u
Yeah, so there's probably going to be a lot of Anti-Ukraine propaganda posts about the May 2nd 2014 Odesa Clashes today, so let me freshen up your memory on what happened real quick:
Darth LavrovMay 2, 2023

🇷🇺 We never said we would defeat Ukraine in three days, that's just cheap Western propaganda.

We said we would defeat Ukraine in TWO days.
Facts.
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RT @eat_your_lasers
This aged like milk 👌


https://twitter.com/eat_your_lasers/status/1653117126184402944

pew pew jewish space lasers on Twitter

“This aged like milk 👌 ”

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Darth LavrovMay 1, 2023
🇷🇺 Propaganda Vs 🌍 Reality