Mimi sees all. She knows all. And she has no issues with Mondays. Sorry Garfield. #CatsOfMastodon

Mimi is sometimes very insistent on taking residency upon me thus incapacitating me for an hour or three at a time. And I wouldn’t want it any other way. #CatsOfMastodon

My kid says when Mimi curls up to sleep, she looks like a cinnamon roll. #CatsOfMastodon

Mimi says “Happy New Year! Now take the tree down, schmuck.”

Mimi and I are enjoying a lazy Caturday. Hope you’re all someplace warm, happy and safe. #CatsOfMastodon

Naked self promotion warning: I recently launched a podcast all about exploring the farthest reaches of the comedy sphere and today we dropped a brand new episode. The great Bruce Vilanch joined Paul Provenza and me to discuss his earliest work with Bette Midler, Charo and Paul Lynde and how all of it led to a groundbreaking gay-themed sketch comedy album in 1977. Click the link below to find it on your podcast platform of choice.
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@blainecapatch Always talkin’ shit.

My girls. I love this one because I think they have the same exact expression on both of their little faces. #CatsOfMastodon