*Looking at a photo of a malnourished Yemani covered in soot* At least I voted for Hillary
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*white guy in middle management whispering to one of his woc coworkers* Dont worry. I'm one of the good ones. I voted for Hillary.
My new email salutation on my work emails is "Besos!"
In Feek-a-Leek when Petey Pablo says "Shout out to Seagrams Gin because I'm drinking it and they're paying me for it." I really felt that.
If your name is some shit like....Blythe(?)? WTFuck!!?!?!!??! I don't even know what to tell you man.
Please forgive me! I am dumb and bad and made of meat.
Thinking about the costume I saw last weekend: CLOWN CHRIST
Pagliacci: Doc, I'm depressed.
Doctor: There's this clown you should check out. He calls himself Pagliacci. He sucks so bad. You go see him and you will think if this idiot can be a shitass clown I must be incredible! Watching someone suck so earnestly will make you realize you arent THAT bad! Seriously. If you try to enjoy his clown act at face value it sucks, but if you enjoy how bad he sucks you'll have a great time.
Pulling off some stunts and cool moves in business casual attire >>>>>