I'm here to do the voodoo that I do and chew bubble gum.
Oh look, I'm all out of bubble gum.

Is it possible to go back and edit text in a Toot? I just deleted and reposted because I noticed a typo and couldn't figure out how to edit.

Sometimes in life, there are questions we just shouldn’t ask, like “What did we use before toilet paper?”

Me: Honey, it's really muggy out today
Wife: I swear if you put all the mugs out on the lawn again, I'm leaving you
Me: *sips coffee from bowl*

Well, this just sucks! It's time for me to start running again. Gotta get back in shape. (Again.)😩