Forgot to scan my ventra card at the turnstile leading to the L this morning and confidently slammed my hip directly into the metal bar at a high speed.
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Chloe Thonus
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Host of the podcast Bite Sized Cyber Crime. Enjoyer of cats and tarantulas.
Debating whether I talk like the pirate the entire time or just deadpan it
I have to interview someone on Halloween when I will be dressed like a pirate with CDs glued to my coat
My trivia team is under the impression that I know US geography well because I always get the state capital questions but ngl I just memorized them bc of the Animaniac's song
I have absolutely no idea why my Canva data breach episode is my most downloaded by a lot. I haven't done anything special to promote it, it was old news, and it was pretty average quality? Idk I'll take it.
My last day on the help desk was when the Crowdstrike incident occurred. It feels like an appropriate sendoff all things considered.
What's really ironic about this? If he just admitted he didn't know Linux well he would've gotten the job. Linux isn't really a major part of the role nor is it a skill gap. He had good knowledge on Terraform, which we do have a skill gap in. But since he boasted, lied, and read off of google we couldn't trust him to be honest about his skills.
Interviewed a guy for a role on my team. He said he was a 10/10 at Linux. Okay, confident. Ask him a couple questions about Linux. He is reading the Google summary word for word
One of my colleagues is an Dallas and is planning to come to Chicago. In JANUARY. Q1. I don't know if he even owns a winter hat
Saw some dudes revving their engines, in full biker gear, trying to act tough on their sick ride. The ride in question was a vespa.